I’ve no interest in schools. They have no relevance in the 21st century. They were a Victorian idea to get kids off the street. Who decided that putting 30 kids with only their age in common in a classroom with one teacher was the best way of educating? At my school there were 52 kids in the class and all I learned was how to pass the 11-plus. Testing is the death of education. Kids should leave school at 11 and go to work. Not down the mines or up chimneys, mind, but working with computers or something relevant. Everything I learned after 11 was a waste of time. Trigonometry, Boyle’s law: it’s never been of any use to me. They should have been teaching me the life skills I was going to need, such as building relationships, parenting and managing money. I didn’t have a clue about any of these things at 18. Schools need to change.
I should be finishing my essay but instead I’m rocking out to Thunder In My Heart by Leo Sayer.

Ok seriously guys what am I even doing here I NEED TO FINISH MY ESSAY GODDAMMIT.

Also, I’m hungry, which doesn’t help with my level of productivity. This essay is doomed to fail. Maybe I’ll get bonus points for doing my own research?

This sociolinguistics essay is really hard to write. I have lots of data but I can’t form it into a proper argument because I’m so bad at this particular field of study that I don’t understand half of what I’m saying myself. I have to hand it in before 4pm tomorrow so I still have some time to finish it…may have to pull an all-nighter on this one.

Please help me out with my essay!
I have to write an essay for my Sociolinguistics class and I’ve decided to write about Tumblr speak and its influence on English. However, I need data so I’ve made a quick survey for Tumblr users to fill out. Please do so if you have a few spare minutes! There’s only 10 questions and it would help me a great deal!
Tumblr speak and English dialect diversity.
Thanks!
also, let me know if the link works?
Massive thanks to everybody who already filled this thing out for me! If you have time and haven’t done this survey yet, please do. It’ll only take a few minutes :)
Please help me out with my essay!
I have to write an essay for my Sociolinguistics class and I’ve decided to write about Tumblr speak and its influence on English. However, I need data so I’ve made a quick survey for Tumblr users to fill out. Please do so if you have a few spare minutes! There’s only 10 questions and it would help me a great deal!
Tumblr speak and English dialect diversity.
Thanks!
also, let me know if the link works?
Ugh, I’m still working on my take-home exam for Sociolinguistics. It’s really hard, the first half of this course was much easier than this :/ I’m so glad I passed that with a 9.9/10, because that means I can basically fail this half and still pass the whole course. If that makes sense. ANYWAYS. I have one more question to finish and then I’m done, but I think I’ll just take a break first and watch Fantastic Four. Because I can.

Just got back from a lecture on reading the Bible in a literary context. Professor described the two sides of Jesus as ‘fluffy Jesus’ and ‘not so fluffy Jesus’. He also mentioned Jesus zapping things when doing miracles, so naturally all I could think of was John Finnemore’s water-into-wine sketch and wrote ‘magic wine fingers’ in the margin of my notes.

OH SHIT. Essay topics for my Sociolinguistics course have just been posted so it’s time to panic. The deadline’s only 18 June but still. PANIC. This is one of the vaguest courses I’ve ever done, I don’t understand it at all so this will probably involve a lot of bullshitting improvising on my part. Anyways, one of the topics is this:
Discuss the influence of increased dialect contact through mass media and online social networking on dialect diversity in English.
I’m hoping I can come up with a good thesis statement, and it would be even better if this statement involves Tumblr in some way. I could write about the influence of fandom…maybe I could do a small survey on here? No idea about what though. And I don’t like the ‘dialect’ bit in that topic. How the hell does written communication influence dialect diversity? Surely only on a vocabulary level? Oh christ. PANIC.
