*opens door slightly* *peeks out* Do we who?
*screams* DO WE WOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEE OOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH!! *turns into tardis*
Look at all that JAM. For goodness sake, don’t let Jimmy near it.
Ooooh somebody gonna get flashbacks.
War flash backs
she’s like in a jam fort. “i’ll be safe here behind my jam”
and then Jimmy CAME IN LIKE A WRREECKCKINNNG BALLLLL
o dear god
By the first world war, soldiers swore so much that the word ‘fucking’ came to function as no more than ‘a warning that a noun is coming’.