wow look at that van gogh
THIS PUN WINS
BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE
NO BE QUIET YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US FUCKING BRITS WHO PRONOUNCE GOGH LIKE COUGH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING TRANSLATE IT INO AMERICAN SPEAK BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BEING AMERICAN AND ALTERNATIVE
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WOTH PRONOUNCING SHIT THE WAY YOUR OLDER SIBLING DOES HEY? ITS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING ALUMINIUM ALL OVER AGAIN. I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT AMERICA. NO MORE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TEA DRINKING NICE GUY. SHIT IS ON.
are you alright
NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT I HAVE NOT HAD ANY TEA TODAY AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
YOU HAVE IT HARD? ? ? THINK ABOUT HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS FOR US DUTCH PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE VAN GOGH LIKE VAN GOCHGHCHHGHCH BECAUSE THAT”S HOW IT ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED YOU SHITWITS AND EVERY FUCKING TIME A PUN LIKE THIS COMES UP WE HAVE TO FUCKING PUT UP WITH IT BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS ARE SO HELL BENT ON BUTCHERING A NAME YOU CAN’T FUCKING PRONOUNCE YOU MORONS I AM SO DONE
we dutch people are really open minded about homosexually and drugs and generally really chill people
but the second you mispronounce ‘Van Gogh' we will knock you down with our granny bikes and throw you in the Amsterdam canals
Literal Translation: “Fucking ants.”
Meaning: “Being obsessed with details.”
English equivalent: “Splitting hairs.”
Aditional note: This proverb may be considered rude (but is not inherently so).
Stop fucking ants jesus christ
This is Stefan Groothuis, a Dutch speed skater. He is a triple Olympian, holder of the Dutch record in the 1000 metres, and World Sprint Champion for 2012. He went through a major depression and even considered committing suicide. But he didn’t. And he went on to become an Olympic champion in Sochi.
Never give up.